country fried glossary

update frequently, the ingenuity of ppl in the country (rednecks, wt, and the mild country fried included) never cease to amaze and fascinate me :)

The redneck lottery- finagling a way to generate a good income w/o actually working; examples: winning a settlement, actually winning the lottery, marrying someone w/ a job, finding a way to make your odd hobby into a lucrative business.

Drunken forensics- piecing together an alcohol fueled night using only the clues you can find around the area you wake up and your own vague memories

Drunken forensic accounting- trying to financially reconcile receipts and your lack/surplus of money from the alcohol soaked night before